Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

logan stchur

logan stchur is smart but can get crazy about his memes sometimes.

logan stchur is yelling "you like jazz" when she mentioned a bee

by chick-fa-le October 6, 2020

lillie logan

a bitch

boy 1: you see lillie logan over there
boy 2: YEAH MAN SHES A BITCH

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

Logan Paul

A YouTuber from Ohio that was an egotistical, no-good, shit person that managed to turn a new leaf after getting pounded by KSI.

Hey, do you like Logan Paul?
I guess he's ok now.

by Fayozjon April 25, 2021

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a shit American YouTuber who got his ass whooped by KSI

Logan Paul was punched so bad on the head that he has an injury

by Bolingo April 19, 2019

Carter Logan

Young dude outta the Chi, does publicity work for Big Sean and a couple other up and comers, gonna be a star

How you book that public event?

oh, my publicist Carter Logan hooked it up.

by Elliot Lawrence Potter May 3, 2010

Octo Logan

A kind but steel hearted soul who will always have someone's back but fights if someone hurts her friends

GUYS Octo Logan is about to knock out that inkling

by The Logan-nary November 10, 2018