Dump Hit

To blast tha bitches asshole with your shlong.

I finna dump hit that ass with tha meat.

by MopDawg December 27, 2003

dump oil

the oil produced by a butt in order to pass a large poo. Often used as an insult to ones intellegence.

OMG you dump oil! I can't believe you just sent your bank account info to your online girlfriend!

by Kitalpha January 27, 2010

comfy dump

When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !

Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.

by kin42750 June 17, 2011

phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.

Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.

by job pilsen May 12, 2009

Belgian Dump

Where two people defecate simultaneously on a single toilet by sitting face to face. The one on the top must be on top of the one who is facing normally on the toilet.

You and a friend must use the toiletries but there is only one bathroom. To solve this problem, both of you can go at once by one person sitting normally and the other sitting in reverse on top of the other persons legs. This is known as the Belgian Dump.

by thatkidd55 April 6, 2009

Insta-Dump

When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.

1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)

by petar113507 March 7, 2009

Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.

Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump

by Grass Dump Hater July 23, 2007