Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.
Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's
by treve2 April 11, 2011
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Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
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Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
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Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach
Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy
by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006
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Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.
“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**
by Baby back bitch September 24, 2023
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When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.
Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.
by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025
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Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
by Mean1 April 05, 2019
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