by potato :) October 31, 2018
cooper is the sexiest and muscular man there is. he has a massive shlong and the girls love him and he is loved by all. he is also daddy
by the-mighty-goeb May 7, 2021
a gay cunt with curtains who constantly smokes durries and jumps from chick to chick. he’s nice to you only if you shout him weed and sex. he has an addiction to his jawline on his snapchat story and shit talking his fellow peers. although cooper may be very charming to some, he will fuck with your feelings. he’s kinda short tho
“hey ladies, i just got a 30 bag, wanna get high and let me eat you out” - cooper
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies
by brett charlie April 15, 2019
It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything
by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019
this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 24, 2019