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Pewamo Love Story

My first girlfriend was dating my cousin so yeah i suppose that is a pewamo love story
by Trevor Eubanks January 21, 2023
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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!
by pharmbored December 5, 2020
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Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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Toy Story Conundrum

The Toy Story Conundrum says just because some scenario take place when you are not noticing, does not mean it does not happen at all, like the Toys being alive cannot be disputed because they are active when you aren't watching.

Of course, there are other applications of the phrase too,
C : "I don't usually kill spiders because they kill the other insects. It's like they work for me but I need them to stay in certain areas of the house."
A : "But why? they create invisible webs and are a pest, so I guess it's best to kill"
C : "I don't know if we do or if the spider gets them before I notice."
A: "Fair point, it's the toy story conundrum"
by itwasworththis January 11, 2020
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Glenn Reasor story

A story that is made up, opinionated, blown out of proportion, and lack any kind of accuracy.
That isn’t true! You just told a Glenn Reasor story!
by Not just a pretty face November 10, 2019
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Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"
by TrueHylian July 14, 2021
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Good story Moose

A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.
Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.

Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”
by Moose’s stories November 29, 2018
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