Milf

Your mom

(Mom i’d like to fuck)

Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf

Writer: yeah and im their stepdad

Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.

by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

milf

man i love frogs

-oop theres a frog
-milf!

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

MILF

Fadilah's mom

YO SHE IS A MILF

by Jaxk_45 December 7, 2021

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

milf

your mom

bro ur mom is a milf

your mom:* exist*
me: such a milf!!

by tvojakeva123 December 13, 2021

hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70

bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah

by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021