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comfy dump

When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !
Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.
by kin42750 June 17, 2011
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core dump

To take a massive shit after being constipated a few days
I took a Dulcolax a few hours ago and just now I did a core dump into the toilet. Man did that feel good!
by pentozali October 20, 2014
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phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
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cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft
An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!
by daedalusVT April 16, 2009
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Insta-Dump

When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.
1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
by petar113507 March 7, 2009
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Tuttle Dump

Whilst someone is sitting down, another person walks behind them and rips their chair out from under them
Man, he pissed me off so I did a Tuttle Dump on his ass.
by Gibson,Winchester Indiana October 13, 2010
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tab dump

What are you browsing right now?
Hang on, I'll send you a tab dump
by trumpetboy October 12, 2007
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