Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

A BOTTLE

Arsenal, Spurs & Dortmund

"A BOTTLE-Arsenal, Spurs & Dortmund"

by whatdahellman October 9, 2023

one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.

Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy

by Ding King June 11, 2018

I be poppin bottles

A song by CJ SO COOL, that got popular from TikTok and has stayed pretty relevant since then.

Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…

by Picklenut682 January 15, 2024

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Bottle Bumping

The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.

Yo I just got done bottle bumping

by Average January 8, 2021