march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022

june 17

saba appreciation day. if your friend is enfp or an infp this is your day to show them some appreciations.

check up on them and if they are doing ok

person 1: hey my friend is an enfp\infp
person 2: you should definitely check up on them and make them feel appreciated on June 17

by eating poop rn June 15, 2021

October 17

A day where your friends dare you to hug someone and you have to do it

Hey Tom go hug sally. Do I have to. Yes Tom you have to. (So go have fun on October 17)

by Bob.evans October 16, 2019

October 17

National fuck joe day. GO FUCK JOE....MAMA

Billy hall fucked joe mamma so hard on October 17

by billy joe nibba October 16, 2019

November 17

Suck Kaden’s dick day and give him so many good pictures

Is that Kaden it’s November 17 go over there go give him a bj!

by I want my blankey November 17, 2020

17 October

A day which amazing and kind people are born, mostly crazy ones

What day is today?- Alex

It’s 17 October, my birthday!
Ohhh your the crazy one huh

by Maxxie.boy November 21, 2021