zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

by Bengonto June 10, 2023

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023

Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).

“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”

by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022