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Table Zamboni

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009
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Zambonied

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.
by MissScarFever February 23, 2020
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Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.
Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!
by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008
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zamboni

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back then spreeds his seed copiously over her back. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. A similar effect can be reached by having expert aim to hit the exact spot where she can't reach...this variation is called the Ice Scraper.
That shits so thick she could deflect bullets off her back after the Zamboni was finished.
by unsavery January 6, 2006
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zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.
"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"
by Doc October 24, 2004
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zamboni

A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison.

This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation.

For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.
After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni.

I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick.

The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over.

Zamboni, teabag! You guys are such butts!
by mad dizzle February 14, 2006
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Zombinized

The act of being turned into a zombie.
Better not go out there and get attacked, you might be zombinized.
by CarterDragon June 12, 2011
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