When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Dick in Your Hand mug.What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)
by Faiella December 7, 2007
Get the break my foot off in your ass mug.The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.
Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.
Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008
Get the dicks in your mouth mug.by Stacia22 October 7, 2008
Get the Put your foot in mug.To put someone in his place is to say or do something that lets another person know he is not as special, powerful or important as he thinks he is.
by Mr..Right October 14, 2018
Get the Put you in your place mug.Guy: why she crying?!
My friend: o cause shes watching your lie in April
me: KIMI DA YO KIMI DA YO OSHIETE -sobs in pain-
My friend: o cause shes watching your lie in April
me: KIMI DA YO KIMI DA YO OSHIETE -sobs in pain-
by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021
Get the Your lie in april mug.A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
by 8008s March 1, 2010
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