wide mouth mayonnaise jar 

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

wide mouth mayonnaise jar by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Lemon Wedge Ledge 

Aussie slang for a legend or good bloke.

"Steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge."

"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"

Lemon Wedge Ledge by tbonefuego October 9, 2016

Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

Double wide and elbow deep by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014

pitching wedge 

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

pitching wedge by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands 

...idk

That was not very widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands of you

widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands by nutta-butta May 16, 2020

Wide Awake 

Wide Awake is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.

It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.

Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human

The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:

http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

Some might say that Wide Awake is better than Twilight itself. Even if you don't like Twilight, read it.

Wide Awake by Shnabby The Mouse March 15, 2009

Utah Wedge

Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.

Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"

Utah Wedge by Supellex December 15, 2009