Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.

I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!

by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010

What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.

Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!

by An Unknown Dinosaur July 27, 2012

what are you fucking gey?

is another way of asking that person if he or she/tranii has more than 56 chromosomes.

(often a question said to a best friend)

jerry: your a queer
jeffery: what are you fucking gey?
jerry: i mean... i do have 145 chromosomes so... ya
defined

by canada_post February 14, 2017

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks April 01, 2018

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 11, 2017

What are you, like 7?

A rhetorical phrase used to denounce childish fools

A. Look at my new Hot Wheels car !@

B. You still play with those?

A. Yeah.. they're awesome!

B. What are you, like 7?

by dylanis7 June 17, 2010