pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.
by nigerplease July 25, 2008
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A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
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Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
by Thekinkmaster January 27, 2022
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Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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wet dream

a nightmare that you wake up from, sweating and wet
"i had a wet dream"
"about who?"
"nobody, i just had a nightmare that made me sweat a lot."
by allenim May 20, 2022
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Wet dream

When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.
Bud: I had a wet dream last night.

Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023
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Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions
I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.
by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023
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