Wardrobe Profunction

When a wardrobe malfunction has a positive effect, such as a woman's long necklace gets hung on the outside of one of her covered breasts, thereby accentuating the depth and width of her tit.

Tiffany was immaculate in every way, except her long pearl necklace strand got caught on her left breast as she leaned to pick up a pen. She was unaware, as she straightened, and the wardrobe profunction led my eyes wayward, accentuating the otherwise voluptuous sexual being beneath all the starch. I felt a protrusion in my shorts, and I half-hoped she wouldn't see the breadth of my own extension and half-hoped I could bust free.

by LoveSplayed November 12, 2021

Wardrobe FOMO

Wanting a clothing item that is unattainable.

Damn, that pink sweater I’ve been dying for is out of stock—total wardrobe FOMO!

by Hawaii DaveO February 23, 2024

walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.

"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"

by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013

Boggit in the Wardrobe

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.

I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

the nervada wardrobe

It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day

Marcus is sitting and waiting, the Nervada Wardrobe has him prepared for tomorrow

by Sheptember December 30, 2023

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023