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Brompton Wanker

City workers with folding bikes (Brompton). The most annoying being the ones that decide to fold/unfold the bike on the train before they get on/of causing carriage congestion.
by CityDude October 30, 2017
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005
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poo wakely

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely
by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012
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Grey Goose Wanker

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.
Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.
by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013
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dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator
That dirty wanker took my wallet!
by Chuck December 1, 2003
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Dru Wakely

Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*

He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
by saportasuarez April 8, 2010
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