by Hersurmount May 19, 2022
Get the The Volumemug. If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the volume discountmug. Foghorn level speech that sounds normal to wogs, however, exceeds normal talking volume to non-wogs.
by thena15 August 27, 2022
Get the wog volumemug. Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011
Get the commercial Volumemug. by Hubs34 October 18, 2025
Get the Volumousmug. DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023
Get the SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volumemug. 