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Kris Versteeg

Kristopher Versteeg was born May 13, 2986 in Lethbridge, AB, CAN. He plays right wing, and shoots right. On June 9, 2010, he won the Stanley Cup with the Chicago Blackhawks. On June 30, 2010, he was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs. In addition to playing hockey, he has a passion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung Fergie's Glamorous on Mouthpiece Sports. Also, at the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks' victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. He and his fellow former teammate, Patrick Kane performed "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" at the Campbell For Kids Texas Hold'em event.
Guy: Did you see Kris Versteeg's opening goal at the 2009 Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the Detroit Red Wings?

Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?
by NHLoverSeattle August 21, 2010
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Eston vest

The eston vest aka Graham Stewart Middlesbroughs hardest scaffolder, the man with 75 vests and 18 shell suits and walks around with the coat hanger still in them all.
Are you as hard as eston vest
by Purple akey May 19, 2021
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Lesbian Vest

Usually a puffy North Face brand vest. Sported by lesbians (mostly American lesbians).

The Lesbian vest may be accessorised with a rainbow studded belt. The puffy version of the Lesbian Vest may be forgone to sport the other much loved favourite of the lesbian community, the denim cut off Lesbian Vest.

The Lesbian Vest has been adopted by the lesbian community as a symbol for gay pride and can be sen at many Pride marches and conventions.
Deanna: "Do you think that girl is gay?"
Shay: "Totally! Check out the "lesbian vest" she is wearing"
Deanna: "Yeah for sure! On closer inspection I can clearly see she is wearing a North Face puffy vest"
by lesface July 27, 2010
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vasting

Where you eat as much as you can, all day long. Opposite of fasting.
dude 1: I'm trying to gain weight man.
dude 2: me too, we should start vasting.
by mc_heindel June 16, 2011
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vester

a term used to describe a beef cake wearing a shirt (usually a button down) that is sleeve-less. The logic being that he can be dressed up and show off his muscles at the same time, or his muscles are so huge from shooting steroids that he has to remove the sleeves to fit in the dress shirt.
Look at that vester showing off his girlyman muscles.
by Da Snake August 27, 2006
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vast right-wing conspiracy

the conspiracy to turn America into a fascist state
Idiots like GW Bush and Paul Wolfowitz are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
by Anti-Bush August 10, 2003
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Vasthy

Like no other. Anywhere & Everywhere. Queen of all. Excellent woman, best of women. Demands respect. Career oriented.
"VASTHY FOR PRESIDENT!"
by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009
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