Vandal Opinion

a dumbass opinion, some conservative or edgy shit vandal would agree with

Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?

Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion

by 2004 toyota corrola August 2, 2022

vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.

"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."

by anonymango November 25, 2016

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Anti-vandal

A person who stops or punishes vandals.

I like that Red is an anti-vandal, I say he can live here.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The Vandalizer

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"

We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards

by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021