Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

by ROACHES October 16, 2012

Vagina Toast

The thing you spread penis butter on

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.

by spann twin February 28, 2011

Vagina Logic

The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina.

Abigail proved Johnny wrong through vagina logic.

by behle December 9, 2008

hyna from another vagina

female version of "brother from another mother".

Since she is female and a good friend, she's my hyna from another vagina.

by shoopspawn October 7, 2012

vagina-saurus-rex

A vagina that seems bad-ass but in actuality, it just scavenges for sloppy seconds.

I was so drunk I almost got devoured by a vagina-saurus-rex. Thankfully, she was distracted by the guy twitching in the corner.

by DP Michigan October 21, 2010

Vagina flies

Flying insects that take shelter in nasty ass vaginas.

I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had vagina flies!! Ew! vagina

by WasabiCakes June 20, 2011