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Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.
Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?
by jlhombre January 2, 2013
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vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
by Ali Butz July 27, 2008
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Vodka wine

My cousin is so trashy she drinks vodka wines while eating Cheetos.
by Neeks31 April 13, 2017
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Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.
"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"
by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012
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Vodka Aunt

Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. They are usually the one to let obscenities fall in the presence of children rationalizing "this is the real world and they're gonna hear them anyway" while taking a sip from their drink and telling the embarrassing stories of other relatives. Instead of practical gifts, the Vodka Aunt will go out of her way to get something insanely fun (possibly mildly inappropriate). The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people's children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects. The Vodka Aunt can also apply to non-blood related family members as well, such as close family friends. Often seen hanging out with the Weed Cousin.
"Who's that drunk lady that keeps telling your 3yr old there isn't enough vodka in her vodka?" "Oh thats Jane, the Vodka Aunt. She's the one who got banned from the zoo for flipping off the monkeys."
by platypiandi February 2, 2016
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vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.
Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!
by milsyway June 16, 2016
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Vodka Shits

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
by Magfastha May 22, 2016
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