two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

two- finger sandwich

when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.

dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl

by jcs2386 June 11, 2010

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

Two Finger Parley

Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.

“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”

by Amadown September 10, 2018