An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.
"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."
by The CK1 September 3, 2018
Get the Tummy Musketmug. Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019
Get the Daddy tummymug. by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007
Get the tummy muffinmug. A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...
"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
Get the Tummy-Toastmug. by gobbler123 May 17, 2016
Get the rub tummiesmug. Jumbly tummy: a stomach ache, typically motion sickness
Example:
(In car)
P1: oooooooh I’ve got the jumbly tummies!
P2 (mother): get the gravol!
End scene
Example:
(In car)
P1: oooooooh I’ve got the jumbly tummies!
P2 (mother): get the gravol!
End scene
by hahahaha.gotcha.mom July 5, 2018
Get the jumbly tummymug. See Tummy Sticks:
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummy's. Sticks combine with tummy's, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummy's. Sticks combine with tummy's, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy Drums (sticks)?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
by TreatwithKream January 16, 2022
Get the Tummy Drumsmug.