tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.

Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."

by Sgt Mayor Bee April 14, 2009

Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.

I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!

by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013

chubby-tubby

a slightly or morbidly obese person

Dang, that girl a chubby-tubby!!!

by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008

Tubby monster

A fat man.

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.

by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013

Tubby Rail

A common mispronounciation of "to be real". It seems to be related to Teletubbies sliding on a railing.

I think Teletubbies is okay, tubby rail.

by Doowopasaurus July 18, 2015

Tubby Warlord

When a fat fuck has a napoleon complex

Damn Dave’s a real tubby warlord

by burzo1 January 10, 2022

Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.

After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!

by Mart955 June 17, 2010