Trash Cans

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Trash can

My home

I live in a fucking trash can because I’m garbage

by Hfjsjfka June 16, 2018

Trash Can

A bin used to hold things we consider useless and don’t want to sell.

Son: “What should I do with this old sheet of paper?”
Mom: Just throw it in the trash can

by smilymoney November 15, 2019

trash can

1. A gender word to describe people who identify as a trash can.
2. A retarded person

Teenager: For my whole life, I felt like a trash can

by BabbleBoy February 5, 2023

Trash Can Nugget

An insult is used when not trying to trigger a game's profanity filter.

"This guys a Trash Can Nugget"

by Plottoputdowncooper July 10, 2024

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

fucking trash can

Where Oscar the Grouch lives on Sesame Street

Oscar lives in a fucking trash can!

by Dave's Not Here, Man July 29, 2022