poop-toucher

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.
by EyeDette July 27, 2006
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kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh
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"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"
by FAT ELF KID September 06, 2020
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Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.
by David Laburglier October 19, 2008
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Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh
"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher
by nonćè patroller September 06, 2020
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jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!
by Dan da Man January 28, 2005
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Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).
I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.
by Your mom February 19, 2004
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bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed
When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"
by SSSSkip August 13, 2007
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