Zooty Tootie

When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet

“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now”

by Sauceyy Jocie October 17, 2021

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

by THE content cop November 6, 2019

tootie

crystal methamphetamine

lets go smoke some tootie bitch

by not1bah2 September 12, 2003

tootie poot

when yo tootie poots same as quief

THAT WAS MY TOOTIE NOT MY BOOTIE BITCH!
is often heard when a male blames a female for pooting during sex, when it is actually her tootie. OKAY THEN

by licialox July 25, 2003

rootie tootie

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling

I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.

by Fluffho August 19, 2004

Toolieslean

one of the greatest memepages of all time that’ll make you laugh all day

“LMFAOOOO THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY DID YOU GET IT FROM TOOLIESLEAN?”

by TOOLIESLEAN July 7, 2021