Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. 
by Theballsac September 17, 2022
Get the Tonkamug. by anonymous September 7, 2025
Get the Tonka Lisamug. by Quantiti Winkleton III May 11, 2022
Get the Tonkamug. by ThatTwizzy101 October 10, 2023
Get the Tonka - Yeatmug. The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.
My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.
Also reference :
I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.
Also reference :
I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.
by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022
Get the TAKING IT IN THE TONKAmug.