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Volun-Told 

Being Volun-Told means someone volunteers a person or multiple persons to do something for them or someone else and is usually used in school
Hayden was Volun-Told to do something by his teacher
Volun-Told by TypicalUrban February 17, 2019

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

As told by ginger 

One of the better Nick teen dramas back in the day, much better then shit like Every Witch Way, H20, Winx Club, etc. the characters kind of resemble Junior, Joseph, and Cody from SML in a sort of way, even though I'm not an emo fag or whatever the other guy said about in which whom watches this, I'd give this show an ehhh.. it was pretty good, not to bad, not the best, just kind of in the middle rate for me like victorious ICarly, Henry danger, and other Schneider shows, but definitely 100x better then Side Hustle (which is just a Drake & Josh carbon copy)
Kid 1: Remember As Told by Ginger
Kid 2: yeah! My favorite character is Junior! Isn't he a turtle? Wait! Why is his name ginger!
Kid 1: oh, you poor Alpha Kid!

slick told 

Another way to say “to tell you the truth”.
“Bruh, slick told I don’t even wanna go nowhere today. I’m just finna chill on da Xbox.”
“Girl, I don't even like him slick told. I was just messing with him to make my baby daddy mad.”
slick told by Galactic_Peach89 September 24, 2022

what if i told you a story 

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy