Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.
Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.
by KieferC October 17, 2012
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Tofu Bacon

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that
by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT September 03, 2008
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spill the tofu

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.
We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.
by George McBob May 06, 2009
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tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.
I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.
by SPK February 04, 2006
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tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.
by RaZ August 07, 2003
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Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper April 25, 2018
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tofu gang

Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.

A member is called Tofu gangster.
Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"

Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
by Reila February 23, 2022
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