bitch tities

Another name for someone being controlled by an Asian and/or being a corporate whore. Most commonly named Mike

My friend Mike is bitch tities.

by Jeremy Stevenson November 14, 2005

fat tities

It when something is like really cool.

person1:We just won the race war.
person2:Oh,thats the fat tities bro.

by jon smith tyyyy April 07, 2007

totally titis

see totally tits

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

Shelf Tities

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

by SSS383 October 15, 2007

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

pancake ass tities

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

by K-$$.com March 02, 2006

Ass-fucking tities

When you put your tits in someone’s ass/hole instead of a dick... great for lesbians or femdoms!

“We forgot our dildo so we tried ass-fucking tities for funsies!”

by H+E! May 11, 2020