technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.

Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!

by suite1157 December 14, 2008

Lady Threesome

2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls

I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.

by ladies3some February 14, 2012

e-threesome

When a person has sex with two others over the internet.
A threesome, only, over the internet

Bob had an e-threesome last night on e-Chat Lounge
Have you had an e-threesome?

by FakeCriz February 2, 2019

Tamale Threesome

The natural progression of a conversation when it starts with tamales and ends in threesomes. The word is sexual in nature but really it's just eating three tamales.

I thought two tamales was enough but a tamale threesome sounds better. Thank you.

by MrJackof December 16, 2019

cheerleader threesome

When two people soaking want to have action, so they have a third person jump on the bed.

Friend 1: Have you heard of the cheerleader threesome?
Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: Yeah, it's the more exciting form of soaking. Apparently it's really popular in Utah.

by doodlEball October 5, 2023

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Third Wheel Threesome

A threesome which involves a single person and an already established couple.

John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.

by Living Ass May 19, 2021