one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025

The Ngunnawal Strangler

He in which has a large appendage also known as his “third leg” used to strangle his victims in the suburbs of Ngunnawal in Canberra ACT

The Ngunnawal Strangler saw Daddy and wanted to strangle him

by Daddydtrain May 20, 2022

Canadian Strangler

When somebody is giving you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex and then apologize.

So I gave her a Canadian strangler… every time she gagged I said sorry.

by Stupid Boys November 28, 2025

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019