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the Skill

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Refers to Peeksill, a city an hour north of New York City, the fulcrum upon which the turbulent worlds of downstate and upstate New York are balanced. Living in the Skill and negotiating the intersections of these diametrically opposite galaxies requires unbelievable talent, cunning, and, yes, Skill.
a: Elton Brand he got Skill
b: No doubt, my man is from the Skill
a: Let's throw some weed into that newport light
by dusty ocean December 29, 2004
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by the skin of my tits

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A funny version of the classic phrase " The skin of my teeth" but replace the teeth with tits
Holy shit man ! I just got out of there by the skin of my tits!
by Tacos 'n Tits March 5, 2017
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the skillet surprise

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When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008
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The Skits

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Firstly the Irish midlands are notorious for their their poor music quaility (Joe Dolan,Simon Casey etc.).Fortunately 'The Skits' are here to save the midland from cheesy pop and mutant vegtetables!
The Band is already supported by the Fabulous Arthur,Kyle,Mark,Rory and Stephen.But for someone to be defined as 'The Skits'.hey MUST:
1:Love Interpol.
2:Have their hair moosed to their left.
3:Have super stylish white shoes.
4:Have a proper MAN's jacket (or a pink anorak).
5:And must be in a group of five with each member copying each others styles as shown above.
In a nutshell,how good of a band are they??
If 'The Skits' were Jack Bauer,the show would of been of been called '6'
Chuck Norris asked if he could play his beard for 'The Skits'.
But he was rejected as 'The Skits' told him that he wasn't masculine enough for 'The Skits'.
by Karol DD August 29, 2007
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piddle the skittle

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The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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lift the skirt

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I was able to lift the skirt on this outrageous subterfuge.
by San Juan Teneo September 20, 2016
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spill the skittles

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To out a person to someone, either accidental or intentional.
OMG Brian! Did you spill the Skittles about Bobby to Greg?!
by Logjamin February 3, 2018
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