Shit Silencer

A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!

Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job

by saucehair April 22, 2011

lion silence

used to throw someone off and make them go away silently

so the other day, my friend wouldnt stop talking and i kept telling her to go away but she refused, so i shouted LION SILENCE and she walked away confused and...silent.

by lion_tamer16 May 10, 2011

suicide silence

awesome band which asshole scene kids seem to now like

real fan: have you heard the new suicide silence song?
scene asshole: no but isn't mitch's hair smexy!
real fan: fag scene kid

by killallthescenesplease August 22, 2009

awkward silence

when a conversation between humans die because they run of subjects
worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.

Example 1
Tim:your gay
Dog:.......(awkward silence)

by bottletopman May 7, 2009

Silence Glaive

The giant scepter carried by Sailor Saturn in the "Sailor Moon" series.

Silence Glaive Surprise!

(Everything's destroyed)

by Saturn's Problem Child March 6, 2008

day of silence

Day of Silence is a day in which students participate by being silent throughout the day to show their support for and recognition of those that are 'silent' every day. Generally this is done to show support and recognize LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered) people, but can be used as a day to recognize anyone that is silenced. To participate, students simply don't talk throughout the day, and some even make T-shirts for the day. It is generally run by a school's GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance), and is student coordinated. For more information, go to the Day of Silence Project's website at www.dayofsilence.org

John: Hey Alex
Alex: *doesn't respond*
John: Oh, right, it's Day of Silence

by Tboy321032 May 6, 2006

awkward silence

when somethingh awkward happens and then its silent

Friend: GRAB MY ASS
Me: ...

AWKWARD SILENCE

by wvlkjvs WjbkdwBKJBDBKJ December 27, 2011