Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

salt

a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o

Bob: pass the salt
do do do do

ILLUMINATE

by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019

salt

Salt, sperm, or semen of male or female.

That girl's salt was nasty, it was dripping down my leg as I penetrated her.

by Barry AKA Lost November 23, 2004

salt

good lookin guy

hey Girl, that guys a salt

by Jimbo Mango Tree May 14, 2003

salt

My best friend.

Salt, your amazing.

by MorganKassySam March 1, 2009

Salted

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

by Yosef July 6, 2004

Salt

When someone makes an innuendo or sexual reference

"group of people walking"
"guys bumps into girl"
Girl:Ow
Guy:whats wrong?
Girl:He went into me
Guy:Salt =D

by RaveMikihisa December 9, 2008