The River

a place in the desert aka the coachella valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama.

it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.

everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.

(myspace bulletin)

Subject: River?
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.

by ilahyou January 13, 2009

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.

Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

by Jon Carson August 30, 2009

swimming the river gia

origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi

definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming

"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"

by One Charming Bastard September 28, 2004

Up The River Down The River

Fill a solo cup with beer. Take a deck of 52 cards. Two people each draw a card. The person with the highest number (1 - 13) doesn't have to do anything. The person who draws the lowest card has to chug the beer for the amount of seconds equal to the difference in the cards. (example: Anna draws a four, Patty draws a nine). Anna has to chug beer for five seconds (use a stop watch). If you draw a joker, the person who drew the joker has to chug for three times the amount of the other card (example: Patty draws a joker, Anna draws a six. Patty has to chug for 18 seconds). The goal of the game is to finish the entire deck of 52 cards in the shortest amount of time. Can be played with multiple teams going against each other.

Hey Anna let's play Up The River Down The River tonight...

Okay Patty. It's on. Bring all your friends...

by indianna500 June 9, 2009

The River Boys

A few lads up to no good, always making trouble in your neighborhood, devious and cunning but yet still so lovable, the lads fellas wanna be likw, and girls wanna be with. No booze at a party will be safe with these lads around. Scamps!

Olan (The River boys ); do you see what i see davy??
Davy (The River Boys ); them cans of fosters on the table is it?
Olan; exactly buddy!!
Davy; also ive spotted a shoulder next to the fridge, all we need is a mixer!
Olan; yeah buddy!! Lets go to work!!
Davy; River Boys for life!!!!
On looker; dem guys fleased the place without any1 noticing, what a pair of lovable scallywags!

by magic kev November 1, 2011

Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016

the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".

I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.

by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010