rasmus lausten jørgensen

Some who attracts all the pussy in the world. He has a dick so massive that people thinks that it's a third leg. He fucked Kents mom one day. Also a fucking god at Fortnite

Wow that guy has 3 legs!
No it's just Rasmus Lausten Jørgensen
Oh yea that's right.

by MandingoBlaster69 June 11, 2018

Rasmus Lilaas Skari

Rasmus Lilaas Skari is either a sexy beast or a extremely annoying little boy. He likes big manly sweaty lollipop, but he also likes to eat rotten infants that are so badly decomposed they are moldy. He usually eats smegma soup with cheddar , but wit a hint of lemon. He also likes cooked uturus alone or with a chopped up baby. He loves to joike because he is a so called sapmi

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann: Where is Rasmus Lilaas Skari
Syver Willhelm Bjørnflaten Bast: He is over there joiking his ass of
ok

by MongoPongo May 22, 2023

rasmus adolfsson funk

Silver

Rasmus adolfsson funk your so silver bro get good kid!

by Hextex December 12, 2016

Rasmus Hartold Olsen

A fucking snack, with the biggest dumbtruck you'll ever come across. He is a very sexy and charming guy.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Rasmus Hartold Olsen, because of his loving personallity and big bunda. Being attracted to Rasmus isn't gay though since he is just so hot that your body can't reject him.

Oscar Friis Johanneson: Damn, i could really tap Rasmus
Everybody else: me too
Rasmus Hartold Olsen: ayo let me be

by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer May 12, 2022

Rasmus

Rasmus is the definition of a rat. Small hands, rodent teeth and all.

Ew is that a rat?

No it's just Rasmus

by GNOMEEEE March 2, 2024

Rasmus

1. A common word used by scandinavian sailors as meaning big wave.

2. It can also be used as a swear word/ slur where the person in question is compared to the vaginal area

3. A word for the vaginal area

1. "Close the gates don't let rasmus in"
2. "You're such a rasmus"
3. "Your rasmus"

by G_Volden May 7, 2019

Rasmus

A person who suffers from severe brain damage

"hello i am Rasmus"
"damn"

by Magnetic_Hitler_420 October 13, 2022