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purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.
Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!
by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023
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ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.
Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!
by hyperass October 21, 2021
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Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.
I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.
by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016
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pocket pincher

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.
by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017
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Pincher pete

One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant
Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.
by Russellsmallpiece April 8, 2023
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Poopy Pincher

Like the definition (poop pincher) Poopy Pincher is a family friendly way to Say "anal sphincter."
Just butter up that Poopy Pincher and have a bite!
by The elusive swiper May 23, 2022
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pincher

an individual who either is

1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with

a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher
"The year was 39 and the sky was filled with lead
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing
by SpeakProperFokkinEnglish May 30, 2021
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