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parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.
"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
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The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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49th parallel

For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)
They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.
by jhkjhkjkjh May 1, 2022
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Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 17, 2018
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49th parallel

Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).
1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023
mugGet the 49th parallelmug.

Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!
Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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