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Kris

Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches
Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out
by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris
by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.
Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''
by Wurt October 13, 2018
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

Hey Kris is a loser
I agree
by kris.pykreme February 18, 2019
mugGet the Krismug.

Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.
girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*
by popk August 22, 2016
mugGet the Gotta Krismug.

kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer
Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!
by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016
mugGet the kris bryantmug.

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