Kris

Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches
Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out
by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019
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Kris

Gay people who suck dicks for money
Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris
by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018
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Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.
Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''
by Wurt October 13, 2018
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Kris

an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day
Hey Kris is a loser
I agree
by kris.pykreme February 19, 2019
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Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.
by popk February 28, 2016
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kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer
Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!
by BaseballFan29 March 19, 2016
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