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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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Jarrod

The Type of Guy you don’t look at twice he’s just another face in a crowd
“Who’s that”
oh that’s um”
“Jarrod I think
by The Kid you don’t know November 25, 2018
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Jarrod

Jarrods are the definition of a real man and is a true warrior and born protectors, mightier than the Kings of Valhalla, the Greek gods and chuck norris. Will always give you respect but do not disrespect the ones they love or your time will end unpleasantly. The only woman that can tame a Jarrod is Tegan, so never hurt a Tegan that belongs to a Jarrod or you will get hit that hard and fast you will think you are surrounded and will be brushing your teeth through asshole from then on. Jarrods have large thick penises and are gods in bed.
Wow that guy is legend no that’s Jarrod
by Legends of the universe March 7, 2025
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Jarrod and Rachael

Cutest couple and always horny . Sex 4 times at least daily. Never a dull moment with them . Beam off each other.can achieve whatever they put their minds too together. Always helping each other to strive to their goals. Turn each other on instantly.
I chucked a jarrod and rachael yesterday... had sex four times in the day ...2 hrs each session so 28 times in a week .
by Jarrod and rachael June 30, 2024
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Jarrod

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod took a shit for the fifth time today
by tartshart May 30, 2022
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Jarrod

Conspiracy theorists are convinced he was sent down by God because he is just too perfect and has many amazing qualities like having the best haircut known to man, he is built like the whammest body builder, has a 70 inch fat whale cock, is a fucking sexy looking beast, loyal as shit, ripped, chizzled, absolute baller, handsome theres just not enough words to describe how amazing this guy is
Omg did you see Jarrods 70 inch whale cock
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
by facts innit November 23, 2021
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