A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
Get the Shaking Hands With Dr. Jollymug. Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
Get the Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postmanmug. by Bones712 December 10, 2022
Get the Hand shake sausagemug. The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the Hawaiian Hand-Shakemug. by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019
Get the air Hand-Shakemug. Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020
Get the Spiritual Hand Shakemug. Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
Get the Fried Chicken Hand Shakemug.