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Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.
FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth
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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Gareth

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.
by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
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Gareth

Gareth is typically a guy who loves a cheeky bev! He's a down and out piss head. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Bit of a balloon when he's pissed. Top player with the ladies! Brilliant to ask for advice.. all round good geezer
Who's that over there?... that's definitely a Gareth that!
by Kourtney729592 December 24, 2022
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GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)
"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"
by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017
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