"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Exceptionsmug. I haven't killed or raped anyone. I'm talking about what I could and will do to your filthy retarded kids who are eating my tax dollars if you don't stop doing what you just did. And if you can do THAT... I CAN IN FACT threaten your kids. So what you need to do is shut your bitch mouth OOOR...
Hym "Except I haven't killed you're kids and you're just trying to steal from me. That's all that was happening here. You feel entitled to my servitude and you are trying to screw me out of my work I the name of you fuck-ass kids for questioning authority you do not have. Your kids deserve to die for this. And if you do not course correct, they are going to. No amount of therapy or getting raped every day is going to change that. You are mentally retarded moral hypocrites and abominations. You don't care about right OR LAWS when it suits you. You have no right to judge and you God told you explicitly not to! Even with your soul on the line you can't be righteous. You're trash."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Exceptmug. When the guy who coined "Godwin's Law" says it doesn't apply if it's used to pretend Trump is Hitler he's simply a hypocritical cunt.
It's okay to call Trump Hitler, in spite of Godwin's Law, because of Godwin's Exception, if the user is simply embracing their TDS
by DyvCush April 26, 2025
Get the Godwin's Exceptionmug. by atavoid November 27, 2020
Get the Exception to rule 34mug. A signal to an opponent of an argument that you understand you are wrong. The purpose of which is to maintain dignity among surrounding parties.
Person 1: "Dude you're completely wrong! Tomatoes are fruits."
Person 2: "No way. Seriously, what about exception C?"
Person 2: "No way. Seriously, what about exception C?"
by gggdc February 4, 2010
Get the exception Cmug. Eine Undefined Behaviour Exception ist eine Exception, die bei Undefined Behaviour geworfen wird. Geschichtlich stammt die Undefined Behaviour Exception aus der Programmiersprache Sonix, die bei Stenya von einem sehr kompetenten Entwicklerteam geskidded wird. Manche Verschwörungsideologen behaupten, dass diese Art von Exception keinen Sinn macht.
Hast du schon etwas in der neuen Sprache geschrieben, die bei Stenya entwickelt wird? Ja, aber irgendwie bekomme ich eine Undefined Behaviour Exception. Oh neyyn, oh neyyyn, das kann doch gar nicht seyyyn. Süüü
by zmxrlxn November 19, 2023
Get the Undefined behaviour exceptionmug. A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the "plain view" exceptionmug.