Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.
Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
by kelcool46 July 15, 2010
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Stitch And Ditch

Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.
Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."
by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019
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ditch the wives

something the kids says when something is hip or cool.
‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy
by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020
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ditch a bitch

ditching a girl (or guy) cause they are a crazy ass bitch
Dude this girl is so fucking crazy, I have to ditch a bitch
by Aijohn33secenty June 17, 2009
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homie ditching

the act of ditching your homie for another homie
Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.
by draydayy January 30, 2010
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ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.
I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.
by Stiverton August 7, 2016
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Pleasure Ditch

I hear that girl's pleasure ditch is like velvety heaven!
by .SnakePlisken. May 23, 2011
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