"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"
"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"
"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"
"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"
"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"
by Mr. Dingleberry August 11, 2007
A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking
by Jackett April 17, 2014
A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.
by Mighty M August 3, 2009
by bo ho May 8, 2004
A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.
by firebrand13 December 11, 2012
A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.
by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008
One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.
Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.
Co-worker 2: What do you mean?
Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!
Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
Co-worker 2: What do you mean?
Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!
Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
by Grant2053 October 19, 2010