Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
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Get the church of the holy peanut mug.1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.
2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.
2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.
3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.
4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.
3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.
4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
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2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim
THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim
THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!
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what up John, where were you yesterday? The Church of the Natturday Saints met and i cant remember a goddamn thing!!
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Term coined by "Father Jim".
Term coined by "Father Jim".
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