caterpillar carrier

someone who has a daft like moustache shaped like a caterpillar feeding from the bullshit that comes from his mouth

hahaha, look at his caterpillar carrier on his face, pay no attention to him, he's obviuosly a retard

by horsearse July 18, 2009

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caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

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by adam with help (but not much) from other adam October 23, 2007

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Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

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Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.

Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.

by D!ckface May 16, 2023

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Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 25, 2019

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